Thursday, November 6, 2014

GAME - OUTSIDE (Half Feature)

Sorry, guys! Blogger was a pain in the tail, but now I'm back. Your personal Dogger, Ace, will accompany you through this ruff journey.  Gaming. What is it? The next DigTube video? Maybe a  game, a OUTSIDE game, remember OUTSIDE? Yeah, it's the place you humans don't seem to want to go. Unless its Moontime, go get off your tail and go play!!!! Right now!






Now a game is when you grab something, somedog wants it and tries to grab it, but you run to get it away from them. OH WHAT A WONDERFUL GAME!!!!









Now go outside, and after Moonpass I will go and post "The Vet".

Monday, November 3, 2014

THE CAPTIVATE

Sorry guys! Not much has happened, and I might not be able to blog EVERY day, but I'll try to as soon as I can. Today you might have to be flexible. All I've really done is bark to defend my territory and nab those small criminals. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. I see the pups thwart their evil plans. It is hard sometimes, but you'll have to stick with me. I mean, I'ma dog. a DOG. What is a DOG. GOD spelled backwards? No. It's                 me. Bear with me now. First-time Dogger, and now all DA she-wolves want me. "Ah, AWHOOOO!" Yeah, you want me. The VET. A problem, right? You must wait for that the next sun-pass, I'm afraid. Now, I'm me! 

(tomorrow I should post "THE VET" and then "GAME" afterwards, or vise versa)

*Sigh* What is better than a game? it holds out attention. It captivates us. On the bright side;
oh yeah, I'm right.you know it.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Breakthrough (Literally)

I heard one of my packmates told some dogs about this BLOG. I have RAN AWAY, gotten LOST, BROKEN THROUGH a FENCE, and so I haven't gotten time to tell you. But since it's been awhile,  maybe I should write MULTIPLE blogs. I saw the door open. My Alpha and packmate (Ki-lee) were going somewhere. I couldn't let them get away THAT easily! I dashed out! Alpha quickly got out of the firebeast and ran for me! I'm running, Running. MORE RUNNING, I'm almost out! I was almost out! Barking to other packmates, Shie-lo and Abee, they came running. She came with turkey. "You are not going to trick me again!" I said. Running off,  Abee and Shie-lo came running. I saw someone! Ki-lee! She wasn't going to get me, was she? She was. "Ace! Ace Cmere puppy!" I ran to her to tell her I'm NOT a PUPPY, but she grabbed my collar, dragged me inside, and that was the end of it. But it wasn't. They let me outside and I ran into my grounds. "Stupid pack-members. I wanna see out there too. Why don't we go on a run? Why?" I was so angry, I started to bump the fences. Jumping, trampling, anything I could do to show them who was BOSS. I broke through one. I stuck my head out. "Oh YEAH? You can just BRAKE, huh?!" I broke the one next to it. "Hmm. I guess it WONT hurt to see the outside world." I jumped out, and walked around. I saw a whole PACK of firebeasts! All one one black thing. It had yellow and white on it, and the firebeasts didn't want to touch them. Scared, I stayed on my little white path. I traveled, going around and went into the cul-de-sac again. "I wanna go home now." I said, not scared at ALL. (Maybe a bit). I sniffed my way to our den.  I barked, signaling wanting to come in. My Alpha Male warned his pack and Shie-lo came and let me in. Then she went outside in my yard with Abee. They came back in, barked angrily at Alpha Female and then Alpha Female got surprised with the news that I had busted through. For the next few days I went outside with a leash and a muzzle. On the bright side, I didn't have to wear the shock collar. (I chewed it up)

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Sorry guys, Halloween was a BLAST! :P I didn't have time to write about it! Stay tuned for the next post!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

THE SHOE & THE DOOR (Double!)

Hey! Guess who ran away AGAIN? So I'm hangin' outside and I jump over the fence and ran around in the packmates' yard. I grab one of the traps I see on everyone's paws and ruin their dastardly plans. "Oh you dastardly 'shoe'! I know all your EVIL PLANS! Mwahaha!" Growling and shaking it , I killed it!  :D    YAYA!! Danggg
 XD






Running around crazily, I froze, looking at ALPHA FEMALE. "Oh, you thought you could catch me!" I said. "ACE! NOOO!" Alpha female GROWLED. Then Shie- lo Grabbed me by the Ring! (collar) "Dang-flabbit RABBIT!" She ripped it from my mouth and put me in my ground. Guess that flailed, but on the bright side, I foiled the dastardly plans of "THE SHOE".



In my yard again, barking, "Let! Me! In!"  Shie-lo comes, lets me in, but when I come in, I see:

A OPEN
                     DOOR.

               I escaped! From the prison! "Oh look, a Dog-wolf. AR AR AR AR!"
 I see the dog-wolf head to the door. "Their problem now!" running, running, more running, up at a den. Dog-Wolf followed me. Yipe! Run, run! Oh, look. Shie-lo. Shie-lo brought-DINNER! YUM! I wondered what it was, it was meat, but what kind? I sniffed it, and got foiled again! Shie-lo got my ring. I gotta get that thing taken care of! On the bright side, I  met a new friend! (Dog-Wolf)


!w!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

"THE RED JEWEL"

Hello, followers! I think I should name you something more appropriate. Bark-lings! So I am a Dogger, a dog blogger. And today I made a daring escape with- "THE RED JEWEL". It is a small, red "Fire-beast" and it makes a horrible "Grrr" Growling sound. But "THE RED JEWEL" Is nothing, but ordinary. I have a traveling ground of my own, a weirdly-shaped area that is like a semi-square around a real square. The real square is where all my pack-members flourish. A small little hole in the patio wood (what alpha says is a fence) leads to my trampling area. "Fear not, I will remove the grass!" It is dirt, weeds and a bathroom. Oh, what a bathroom it is. Forgotten trees and pines remain there as well. Anyway, I took "THE RED JEWEL" there and Alpha growled, and barked like you never heard. "ACE!!" Anyway I was intrigued by it, and wanted a look at it. So I took it and ran. "Hm, this tastes weird. It has a strange shape.."  I mumbled. biting and chewing it (I didn't MEAN to harm it..) and running around my bathroom. My owners, chasing me around THEIR space, finally chased me into- my "yard" or "dog-run"(?) . I chewed and ran, ran, and ran. After about.. 4 sun movements (minutes) they had ALL gotten mad at me. Oh I don't know how long the whole thing was, but it was Long. Such a good game! Finally I lost when Alpha grabbed me and Shie-lo grabbed "THE RED JEWEL". Such a waste for a jewel. There is always a bright side, and this situation's one was that I got attention, and played a game!(With Alpha!)

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Welcoming

Hello, and welcome to my "blog". What are you guys thinking? You're tall, flat faced, and strange pack members. I want to start this off with what my owners say was a "episode"(what's that?).

Well, my Alpha female has other Alphas come over and bring puppies, right? Well she held the door open to the outside world like she was saying; Come on, Ace! Explore this for your master! So naturally I went right out and explored. "Ace! Ace!" Alpha says. "I know, I know. Go out and explore." And kept trotting. Within a few moments I was up in the cul-de-sac, exploring the wide open world. I ran around sniffing things, when, my pack-mate ran up and said, "Ace! Come back here!" She barked  at me. Did I come back? No. I ran away, looking at as much as I could. Sniffing and looking, suddenly I was touched! By, you guessed it, my pack-mate, or what Alpha female calls her, Shi-low. (Silly, right?)  I ran, and a few minutes later the chasing attracted Alpha female. "ACE!!" The She-wolf barked. Running and running, after about dozens of tries and failures, I ran around a yard and my pack caught up with me. Another pack of dogs came out and Arfs exchanged with the two. She went back in after calling me. Then the other Alpha female came out with *Sniff* Turkey! Of course I ran after it, seeing as running around works up a appetite. I snatched the meat, just to realize that it was a trap and she had grabbed the ring around my neck. She handed it to Alpha and she half drag half choked me to our den. Guess that failed, but on the bright side, I got Turkey before Thanksgiving!