THE SHOE & THE DOOR (Double!)

Hey! Guess who ran away AGAIN? So I'm hangin' outside and I jump over the fence and ran around in the packmates' yard. I grab one of the traps I see on everyone's paws and ruin their dastardly plans. "Oh you dastardly 'shoe'! I know all your EVIL PLANS! Mwahaha!" Growling and shaking it , I killed it!  :D    YAYA!! Danggg
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Running around crazily, I froze, looking at ALPHA FEMALE. "Oh, you thought you could catch me!" I said. "ACE! NOOO!" Alpha female GROWLED. Then Shie- lo Grabbed me by the Ring! (collar) "Dang-flabbit RABBIT!" She ripped it from my mouth and put me in my ground. Guess that flailed, but on the bright side, I foiled the dastardly plans of "THE SHOE".



In my yard again, barking, "Let! Me! In!"  Shie-lo comes, lets me in, but when I come in, I see:

A OPEN
                     DOOR.

               I escaped! From the prison! "Oh look, a Dog-wolf. AR AR AR AR!"
 I see the dog-wolf head to the door. "Their problem now!" running, running, more running, up at a den. Dog-Wolf followed me. Yipe! Run, run! Oh, look. Shie-lo. Shie-lo brought-DINNER! YUM! I wondered what it was, it was meat, but what kind? I sniffed it, and got foiled again! Shie-lo got my ring. I gotta get that thing taken care of! On the bright side, I  met a new friend! (Dog-Wolf)


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"THE RED JEWEL"

Hello, followers! I think I should name you something more appropriate. Bark-lings! So I am a Dogger, a dog blogger. And today I made a daring escape with- "THE RED JEWEL". It is a small, red "Fire-beast" and it makes a horrible "Grrr" Growling sound. But "THE RED JEWEL" Is nothing, but ordinary. I have a traveling ground of my own, a weirdly-shaped area that is like a semi-square around a real square. The real square is where all my pack-members flourish. A small little hole in the patio wood (what alpha says is a fence) leads to my trampling area. "Fear not, I will remove the grass!" It is dirt, weeds and a bathroom. Oh, what a bathroom it is. Forgotten trees and pines remain there as well. Anyway, I took "THE RED JEWEL" there and Alpha growled, and barked like you never heard. "ACE!!" Anyway I was intrigued by it, and wanted a look at it. So I took it and ran. "Hm, this tastes weird. It has a strange shape.."  I mumbled. biting and chewing it (I didn't MEAN to harm it..) and running around my bathroom. My owners, chasing me around THEIR space, finally chased me into- my "yard" or "dog-run"(?) . I chewed and ran, ran, and ran. After about.. 4 sun movements (minutes) they had ALL gotten mad at me. Oh I don't know how long the whole thing was, but it was Long. Such a good game! Finally I lost when Alpha grabbed me and Shie-lo grabbed "THE RED JEWEL". Such a waste for a jewel. There is always a bright side, and this situation's one was that I got attention, and played a game!(With Alpha!)

Welcoming

Hello, and welcome to my "blog". What are you guys thinking? You're tall, flat faced, and strange pack members. I want to start this off with what my owners say was a "episode"(what's that?).

Well, my Alpha female has other Alphas come over and bring puppies, right? Well she held the door open to the outside world like she was saying; Come on, Ace! Explore this for your master! So naturally I went right out and explored. "Ace! Ace!" Alpha says. "I know, I know. Go out and explore." And kept trotting. Within a few moments I was up in the cul-de-sac, exploring the wide open world. I ran around sniffing things, when, my pack-mate ran up and said, "Ace! Come back here!" She barked  at me. Did I come back? No. I ran away, looking at as much as I could. Sniffing and looking, suddenly I was touched! By, you guessed it, my pack-mate, or what Alpha female calls her, Shi-low. (Silly, right?)  I ran, and a few minutes later the chasing attracted Alpha female. "ACE!!" The She-wolf barked. Running and running, after about dozens of tries and failures, I ran around a yard and my pack caught up with me. Another pack of dogs came out and Arfs exchanged with the two. She went back in after calling me. Then the other Alpha female came out with *Sniff* Turkey! Of course I ran after it, seeing as running around works up a appetite. I snatched the meat, just to realize that it was a trap and she had grabbed the ring around my neck. She handed it to Alpha and she half drag half choked me to our den. Guess that failed, but on the bright side, I got Turkey before Thanksgiving!